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Yesterday was a little interesting.. After devon and his stupid bitch cow girlfriend, I got into it with Jessica's ex bf, he stopped txting me tho.... he was txting jess and shane back but me.. I felt so left out... Jess and Nick told me it's because I scare him... Am I really that scary?

I don't know...  It was funny what Shane was doing tho. Jessi's ex bf called him and started to txt him, just bitching at him. Shane was being so friendly tho.

He showed me this txt that he sent Davey "Jessi's ex" and Davey is just telling him to tell jessi that he loves her so he could hit it and quit it, and he goes "Hey, I've had a bad day. Will you tell me a joke?"

Davey is like.. fuck no. he starts calling him a fag and all, and Shane goes "alright.. I got a joke for you." He tells him the joke, and 5 mins later Shane txt's him and says "What did you think of my joke?" Davey is like "Nope, I wasn't paying attention to you."  Shane goes "well thats not nice, I thought we had something going here"

a little while later davey txt's him back and says "Your jokes are fucking gay, you are a loser" Shane says "Oh, so you were paying attention. Why do you gotta lie to me like that? Your lying is ruining our relationship."

He has some pretty good logic. He told me last night if there's someone that is giving you shit all you have to do is be nice to them, and they'll be like "I fucking hate this" and walk away. That is pretty smart. Then Shane told davey to release the butterflies. =P He's so funny!! Well.. I think he's funny. =P

Jessica and I had another wierd conversation.

It went like this.

Jessica:I've decided that I want to be single for a long time, and just have fun. Dude, when we go on our road trip we should be single and then have sex with one guy in every state we go to.

Me:What, like state hopping?

Jessica:There you go, man.

Me:I wanna be single for a long time aswell.. sometimesI get that feeling where I just want to have that special someone I can share my time with, but then I remember, hey I got a vibrator.

Jessica: You holding out on me, man?

Me:No. I was totally kidding. I don't have a vibrator.. Why would you wanna use someone elses vibrator anyways? that's so gross~

Jessica:Sanitize that shit!! No, better yet. We should get a double sided vibrating dildo.

Me:dude, I'm not pleasuring myself with you.

Jessica:Why not? We can just lay there and I'll hold your hand through it.

Me:Lol. Aw. That's so sweet. You're always there for me no matter what!!

Yeah.. I don't know where this stuff comes from. =P

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