So, Tonight was fun, my friends came over, we sat in my front room trying to decide on what to do, so I came up with the idea of going to Maverik to make fun of my brother. We get in my friends car, I blast some Offspring -"Why don't you get a job?" and "Pretty fly for a white guy" We get to maverik, I look at the redbox and think to myself "Hmm.. I wonder if my card works now" I go pick a movie "12 rounds" Wif John Cena "OMG, He has a hawt ass!" and I gotta say.. I really liked that movie. =) ... We got some chewy, I forgot what they're called but they're these chocolate covered mallow things that are really chewy and yummy, we also got some sugar babies, a bag of funyuns, and a 12 pack of Vault. =)

Got back to my house when to the big screen, popped in 12 rounds, opened up the yuns and vault, watched that, then We put in Get Smart "I love that movie!" and omg, that's when my friend Nita and I started to get hyper, and Zak was getting so angry at us for being loud.

First Nita and I wanted to see who could drink a vault the fastest. She tried starting with out me, and I'm like "Hey, you ho! I'm not ready yet!!" I took 3 deep breaths and said "Ok, I'm ready." I counted to three put the vault to my lips and I just burst out laughing. Nita did not stop, so I won be default. We started to giggle for no reason and Zak gets real close to my ear and shooshes me, and I'm like Wth? I turn to him and say, "you know what! I'm not the only one, you got two other people hear giggling like school girls and you just decide to blame me, because I'm white female in america, and That's profilin, and Profilin is Wrong!"

We sat there in silence watching get smart and nita just makes this gasping noise, and she goes "I just swalled a sugar baby and I thought I died for a second" I started to laugh uncontrollably, and when I laugh that hard I snort, I snorted and Nita starts to laugh really hard and goes "aw, look she's a Pig!" Then I go "Oink, I'm a cow." Zak then again shooshed me so I turned to him and said "God, can't you be quiet! I'm trying to watch a movie here! Jeez, You're like the thing that wouldn't shut up!"

Nita was txting my cousin Samantha that was right across from us, so I took her phone and txt'd "Wtf, man? Grow some bawls!" She txt back saying you first, so I wrote "I did, about two seconds ago, and they're huge!!!" You just hear my cousin go, "What the heck? That's gross jocelyn!"

Nita and I started to throw sugar babies at Zak, and I guess he was sitting on one, when he went to sit up he brought the couch cooshen with him, Lol. It was so fucking funny! He sits up and all you hear is "riiiippppp, boosh" from the cooshen falling back down onto the couch, and Zak was like "What the hell? Ewww, I got something sticky on my butt!" I knew he was fucking gay!!

Nita was on the right side of my crunching empty vault cans, and she goes "I wonder if you could smash this over your head like they do on tv" so I took an empty can and forced it against my head, and oh my, that hurt so much! I still got a headache! Nita is sitting on the couch just laughing her ass off and she goes "You idiot!" Well... I couldn't help it 'cuz I was also curious.

I love my friend so much!! To bad Wheeler couldn't be there!

Tomorrow hopefully I'll be going to Lagoon with my cousin, Nita, and the two zaks tomorrow. It all depends on how much money I have tomorrow. I only got paid 176.. I gotta pay for my written test and pay 40 bucks to get my phone replaced "I still think that's fucking BS" then I gotta work on getting a hub.. I heard the written test went up to 25.. idk.. last time I took it, it was only 15.. I really hope it didn't go up!!! I could use a day riding rollercoasters.

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