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You're walking down the street and You see some of Your friends, what words do you use to greet them?

 

If I see any of my friends.. We use no words...

 

"Walks down the street."

 

Josie:La lalalalala, lalalal LALALALALA!!"

 

Random Friend: Doo doodi dodoodo dadada lililadadada!.

 

"Josie discovers a strange new noise from across the street. She looks only to find a Random Friend walking"

 

"Josie then screams. She runs, and then pounces of Random Friend"

 

Random Friend:JOSIE!!!! "Random Friend then Twirls Josie"

 

I'm always dramatic about EVERYTHING! Which leads on to what happened last night.

 

I was hanging out with my friend Cody all day yesterday, twas just me and him. We went to the mall, then to savers, the DI, Toys'r'us, Barnes and Noble, then walked by Old Navy only to find this Black chick getting all Ghetto with this White bitch in Old Navy. IT WAS EXCITING!!! She had the bitch in a corner, and the black lady was getting all up in that bitches face. Man, it was so funny!

 

Then Cody and I went to get something to eat. Came back to my house, chilled for 30 mins, then went to go see Jessi at work, Jessi, cody, and I went to go get Davis so we can go watch The Fourth Kind... That movie was ok.. The real footage was the only interesting thing.. The renactment sucked BAWLS! I love Mila, but Come on.. She could do better. After the Movie.. I don't know what happened.. Something just took over me, and I was just WOW! We get out to the car, and Cody's car lights were on. I'm like "Oh no, Cody! The aliens got to your car! NO!!! Stay away from it!!! THEY WILL KILL US!!" We went to Mal-Wart afterwards, and I wanted to choose where we parked... Lol. Lets just say walking took 10 mins. Davis went off somewhere and Jessi and I decided to be the Hardy-girls and find him. This is how it went

 

Josie: Ohh... I'm getting a raging clue.. Oh wow.. It's super hard.

Jessi:Oh. I can feel your clue, it's giving me a raging clue right now. Let's follow your clue.

Josie:Ooo. My clue is pointing this way right now. It's getting so hard. We're close.

Jessi:Oh god. Do you feel that? My clue is getting so hard right now. I think we should go this way.

 

That went on for about 5 mins, and this worker guy who happened to be everywhere we were looking was getting a kick out of it.

 

With no luck finding davis.. We got extremely worried..

 

Jessi:Dude, Where the fuck is he?

Josie:I don't know.. But I think it was a bad Idea to bring davis to Mal-Wart.. EVERYONE IS WEARING BLUE JEANS, AND A BLUE SHIRT! "Which was what He was wearing" I swear to god! Everytime I turn a corner I think it's davis but it turns out to be some other fat guy wearing blue jeans and a blue shirt!

Jessi:I know, dude! It's bullshit! ... Ok.. I'm really starting to think that we're never gonna see davis again. I'm so sad!

Josie:Me too.. Now you guys wont ever have babies to bring her! and they will never get to run around and scream, Mommy, Daddy, can I have this!!!! WE'RE DOOMED!! "Falls to the ground and cries"

Jessi:What ever will we do!!!

Josie:Dude, I think I know what happened to davis..

Jessi:What?

Josie:One of the employees must have mistaken Davis for one of their own, and now he is being forced to work in the underground sweat shop!!

Jessi:You mean... Mal-wart has him!!

Josie:I'm afraid so.. The only way to get him back is to destroy the heart of Mal-wart!!

Jessi:That's only a myth! Don't talk crazy!

Josie:Dude, no... It's true.. I saw it in an episode of South Park once.. Damnit, Jessica! Don't you want to save Davis!

Jessi:Yes I do!! "cries"

Josie:Then You're just gonna have to trust me! I think I know where it is.. FOLLOW ME!

 

"Slight giggle coming from behind.. We look"

 

Jessi&Josie:DAVIS! WE FOUND YOU!!!

"Jessi runs and jumps on davis"

 

Josie:Praise the lord! We have defeated Mal-Wart!

 

Jessi and I waiting infront of Mal-Wart while Cody, and Davis got the car. Lol. There was no way I was walking that far again. When they got the car Davis was in the front.. I told him he better get out of the front before I was gonna slap a bitch. He got out and we got into eachothers face. ... I'm 5'5 1/2 .. Davis is like 6'2. and way bigger than me. I had to get on my toes and I still couldn't get to his eyelevel. but it was fun acting so tuff. =P .. I think we scared the people at Mal-wart pretty good. They probabely think we be crazy. ^,.,^ .... >,.,> ...

 

Yeah, that was the whole day I had yesterday. It was pretty fun. I really want to play Dragon Age.. But tis sad... I can't... I hate being the little one. >,.,<