NOO!! Patrick Swayze... <3
I just saw a spider.. It tried to crawl in bed with me.. but I killed it.
So, Jessi totally got the job! I'm so excited! our first day together is this up coming monday!!! I get to train her. =D SHE HAS TO LISTEN TO ME! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Ehem... <,.< ... Anyways.. I cleaned my room. =D It's so pretty now. Jordan kinda forced me to really clean my room. The only thing I refused to do was get rid of my cobwebs. It's weird, I hate spiders, but I enjoy their cobwebs... It fits me.. I don't know.. Maybe I'm just insane. 0,.,o ... I totally accidently dipped my finger in the fryer today.. Don't ask me why.. Just deal with it.. DON'T JUDGE ME! I have driving tomorrow. I'm going to make this blog the most horrible blog Blade has ever read.. I want to waste his life. I want him to scream "MY GOD, I WANT 2 MINS OF MY LIFE BACK!"
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You totally thought there were going to be more dots at the end of that road, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!
Don't gotta lie to make friends.
Lol. Jessi and I were talking last night before bed, and she goes "If there was something that I've learned about 09, it's don't mess with a black guy" I'm like "You did that, didn't you?" She goes "Yeah, I was sitting at the bus stop and asked this black guy next to me if he had the time... but he didn't have a watch."
I don't care who you are dats funny right dere.
I totally have this little ninja puff ball guy looking at me.. it doesn't have a happy face. It kinda looks like my cat.
It was raining today... HARD... I enjoyed it... HARD... Everything sounds perverted when you add the word HARD at the end.. like "His mom is pretty... HARD.." Or "My burrito is yummy... HARD..." ...Well, maybe it's just me that see's the dirtyness. Lol, oh my god! This totally reminds me of something I saw last night at maverik! I was talking to jeremy and he was so stressed out 'cuz of his crazy ex, and he's just digging at the lid of his cup, and he shows it to me, and goes "This is how stressed I am right now" .. K.. there's like this big hole in the middle.. but it's all oval shapped.. and he has a straw sticking through it.. Just picture that while your touching yourself tonight.
Blog topic"My favorite pringles atm are Onion Blossoms.
Alright. I leave you all now to your moosey fate. Goodnight. ^,.,^
QUICK ADD ON:Last night before bed I was txting jordan, and he goes "Si senorita" So I go "Mucho grande chimichanga den nada" He replies "Much large chimichange don't mention it?" I said to him "It made sense to me." So now I'm going to randomly say that to my uncle sometime and see what he says. My uncle is Mexican. He's so cool!