I've been to the hospital 4 times.
The first time I was maybe 4 and I was playing in the bathroom after bathtime just sliding across the slippery floor and tottaly face planted it. there was blood everyone and my mom took me to the hospital because she thought i broke my nose. but didn't. ever since then I've never had a bloody nose. =D
Second time was when I was 14. I had my pendix taken out. It was fucking ridiculous, a week of horrible pains in my side and the doctor couldn't find out what was wrong with me, till one night they call my mom and tell her to bring me back to the emergency room because my apendix was about to explode. my mom decided to take an extra hour drive to primary childrens hospital because the other hospital was filled with retards and right when I get in the car.. it exploded.. worst pain I've ever experienced in my life! I passed out right when we got to the hospital and while they were doing surgery they found out I had ovarian cysts. Lucky me. =)
third time I was 17. I was in a bike accident, flew over the handle bars face planted, got a huge gash between my nose and my eye, tore my lip into shreads, knocked out 5 of my teeth, broke my nose and my lower and upper jaw only the front part of it. I got a bone graph and the remains of my teeth taken out including my wisdom teeth.
Fourth time was just in january. I was coming out of the Jeff Dunham show and the sidewalk was very slippery and I was holding onto my date and he gets the bright idea to slide across the ice with me still hanging on.. yeah.. didn't turn out very well. I split my chin open, and jammed my jaw.