So, last night Jess and I were playing some doubles, until we reached lvl 6 and just COULD NOT get a good game, always wound up with some lvl 18 boosting a lvl 5. Then we got on some social to mess around. Then xbl wouldn't let us be in a party for some reason. Everytime we'd start a party we got disconnected from xbl. Did that happen to anyone else? 'cuz it happened to us 5 times till we decided to say fuck it.. I could go for a little trash talk.
When jess and I are together... We always go a little to far with things... Like when we got in one game we were joking around how guys need to get off the game and go into the kitchen and make food, and if they ever get the urge to play halo they should go play with their vaginas instead, and this guy just joins in on our conversation, and I'm extremely sarcastic, and I screamed "Who the fuck asked your opinion!? If I wanted to hear what you had to say I'd ask you! Bitch, you await my request!
End game, 23 kills 8 deaths, and the guy just had to be on the losing team.. He then starts calling jess and I fat ugly bitches... So we defend ourselves, and out from no where I hear this cunt joining in on it, who was also on the losing team. Really? Dumb bitch? You can't play nice with other vaginas in the game? Who's to say you're not the dumb fat ugly cunt? Psh, she's not on gtp.. Believe me. I was gonna rip her a new one... and plus, gtp women arn't like that. We don't let our vaginas get in the way of the game. We're l337!!!!
and in another game.. It was... just.. omg! I can't believe we went this far, especially in an online game with people we don't know...
This guy tells us to take the cock out of our mouth 'cuz he can't understand us... "Ladies.. we've all heard that..." So jess and I go "But we love having cocks in our mouths. Would you put your cock in my mouth? No, I don't want your cock. Your cock is too skanky. I'd take his tho, and his, and his, oh def his!!! God, I can't believe how many cocks I have in my mouth right now!
Yeah, that's what you get when you join our party. We're sluts!
Well, gotta go into town before josh goes to work.