I can't sleep! I BLAME BEN! Just.. Because I can! Fuck it! I blame Ben and Blade! TRIPLE B!!! OH SNAP!!! All three have a B and a E.. Lol. BnE! Dane Cook is funny, and HOT!!! I'd tap dat. Mmmmm. Sexy. So... I was thinking to myself just recently. I know. Crazy right? Well, the more I was thinking to myself, the more I realised that the voice in my head had an english accent... I'm like Woah.. So I started to make myself think english words. like.... ehhh... Tea time... and uhh.... 0,.,o .. peas in a barrel or some shit like that.. IDK! DON'T JUDGE ME! What does the voice in your head sound like? Mine has a brittish accent, and it wont shut the fuck up! So I guess mine is an Naggy britt female... Dory's voice in her head sounds just like Marlin! "Finding nemo."

Marlin:Dory, do you see anything?

Dory:AHH! Something got me!

Marlin:Sorry, that was me.

Dory:"gasp" Who said that?

Marlin:what do you mean who? Who can it be!? It's me!

Dory:Are... Are you my conscience?

Marlin:Yeah. Yeah. I'm your conscience. We havn't spoken in a while. Tell me, how are you?

Dory:Eh. Can't complain.

Marlin:That's good. Now, dory, I want you to tell me. Do you see anything?

Dory:I see a.. I see a light.

Marlin:A light?

Dory:Yeah, over there. Hey conscience, am I dead?

Marlin:No, I see it too.

Dory:What is it? It's so... Pretty!

Marlin:I feel happy, and that's a big thing for me.

Dory:I want to touch it.

Both:Woah!

Dory:I'm going to get'cha!

Marlin:I'm going to get you!

Dory:I'm going to get'cha!

Marlin:I'm going to be with you. I'm going to be your best friend.

Both:"Gasp"

Marlin:Good feelings gone.

Anyways.. What does your guy's voice sound like? I wanna know. Tell me.. Tell me now! IF YOU DON'T TELL ME MY MIND IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

Oh em gee. So this morning.. like around.. midnight.. My brother and I were just sitting around, and we came up with a spongebob trivia question game. It was fun. There was only one question missed because my brother is not as cool as I am. I asked "What suggestion did patrick make that made squidward say, That idea is just crazy enough to... GET US ALL KILLED!" He asked for a hint, and I said it has something to do with Alaska.. He couldn't figure it out so he gave up. I'm like "It was the Alaskan Bull Worm episode where patrick is like "Why don't we take bikinibottom, and push it somewhere else? Then squidward goes, That idea is just crazy enough to... GET US ALL KILLED!" Har Har Har. I love spongebob. "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" Lol! Man.. That was a good episode as well. OOOH! AND! "Are you callin me a liar? Well I aint callin'ya for dinner!" LMAO. Man. Good stuff. AHHH! IT'S THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!! Hehe. Oh my god! FAIRLY ODD PARENTS! You remember Gary! You know from the party? I was there, you were there. OH! Timmy! You were there. Ahhh.. Good times. Good times. I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that I found a nickle and I named it Phillip! What's the bad news? It's a girl nickle! WHO'S THE MAN!? Not you. "poof" Ahah! You're right!

I don't know why I can't sleep.. I had insomnia when I was like.. 8. but I havn't had any problems since I was like 12. I hate it. I'm tired. I wanna go to bed, but I can't! I'm telling you... It's all BnEs fault.... Lol. That is so your guy's new code name! but.. Only I can refer you guys to that. NO ONE ELSE! ME! MY SWAMP! Woah.. 0,.,o Don't know where the fuck Shrek came from, but I just typed it.

Donkey:Why? I'll tell you why 'cuz I'm all alone. There's no one here besides me. My troubles have all gone. Theres no one here to deride me! But ya gotta have friends!

Shrek:Stop singing! it's no wonder why you don't have any friends.

Donkey:Wow... Only a true friend would be that honest!

Shrek:Take a look at me! What am I?!

Donkey:Uhh.... Really tall?

Shrek:No! I'm a terrifying orgre! You know, grab your torch and pitch forks! Doesn't that bother you?

Donkey:Nope.

Shrek:Really?

Donkey:Really really.

Gir:Gir reporting for duty!

Zimm:Gir? What does the G stand for?

Gir:I don't know... Wooohooo!!!!!

I LOVEDED YOU VIDEO PIGGY! I LOVEDED YOOUUUU!!!!!

........ ... 0,.,o ... I love Gir. He is so awesome.. OMG! Speaking of gir,

DO EEETT!!!

Hey, nikky, cover winkler in bees. Ehh. You can do eet. =P

MAN, I'M FUCKING BORED! ... Bordem is the next step to relapse... ... Oh! "grabs chapstick and puts it on" Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard!

Hey, That's my dead girlfriends monkey! Lol!!! Oh man... I should watch that.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Motha, motha fuck. Motha, motha fuck, fuck. Motha fuck, motha fuck. Noich, noich, noich.
1,2. 1,2,3,4. Noich, noich, noich. Smoking weed, smoking wizz. Doing coke, drinking beers. Drinking beers, beers, beers. Rolling fatties, smoking blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rolling blunts, and smoking..

Uh, let me get a nickel bag

15 bucks, little man. Put that shit, in my hand. If that money, doesn't show then you owe me, owe me, owe. My Jungle Love, yeah, o e o e o, I think I wanna know ya, know ya. yea what?

Yeah.. I have too much time on my hands.

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Posted at 08/24/2009 03:42 AM

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StandieMcStille said at 08/24/2009 08:50 AM

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Interesting.....Gir is amazing.Only cool people dink Chocolate bubble gum shakes.
I need to get my seasons of Invader Zim again, i lent mine out and they came back scratched. If it was any body besides my little brother, i would have killed them :d
But family is family, always love. Hes only 6 anyways so i can't be mad at him even if i tried. MISSION IMPOMABLE!

xIxBattsyxIx said at 08/24/2009 02:07 PM

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Aye, true that be.

YARR!!!!

StandieMcStille said at 08/24/2009 04:58 PM

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Yarr? Are we pirate ninjas now? :d

xIxBattsyxIx said at 08/24/2009 05:39 PM

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I am. 0,.,o

StandieMcStille said at 08/24/2009 06:16 PM

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WOW your coolio than i thought, im just a ninja.This mission shall notfail :O

xIxBattsyxIx said at 08/24/2009 06:33 PM

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Lol.

Roversfan said at 08/24/2009 03:47 AM

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You are so freakin strange, Josie! lol.

The voice in your head is British, because like most people you can not get me out of your head :)

The voice in my head sounds like me! Weird, uh?

xIxBattsyxIx said at 08/24/2009 03:54 AM

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You're a sick man!

Lol. I crack myself up.

Roversfan said at 08/24/2009 03:55 AM

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Why am I a sick man?

xIxBattsyxIx said at 08/24/2009 03:57 AM

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For wanting the voice in your head to sound like you.

Roversfan said at 08/24/2009 03:58 AM

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So would you, if your voice was as sexy as mine :)