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Freaken i know this kid his names Devon and i thought he wasn't like the other guys you know cheating and what not i thought he was a good man...well my friend jessi hooked him up with her friend kriston after he broke up with this chick named Morgan and i guess that hes been cheating on his new gf with his old gf and kriston found the MSG on myspace with him saying that he loved her you know and the date was from 2 days ago and he tried to say that it was a old old old msg...but yeah so me and my friend jessi made a song up about him its from the song barbie is a bitch but we just changed the lyrics okies here i go.

Devons a Bitch

Hi Jocelyn, Hi Jessi

Wanna sing a song? what song? THIS!

Devon is a bitch he is just a witch, We really hate him why does kriston date him, kristons just a gurl we do all we can to protect her we just wanna tell her

"Devons such a bitch i wanna scratch his eyes out"

I had dreams about Devon being lost in a ditch where he crys everyday cause hes emo

That Devons a fag cause he sleep with lad so i guess that makes him michael jackson

and we laugh everday cause straight up devon is gay Ewwwww

Devon is a bitch he is just a witch, We really hate him why does kriston date him, kristons just a gurl we do all we can to protect her we just wanna tell her

When we see him we will knee him "OoOoO"

We'll punch him and We'll pinch him "Ooh Oh Yes"

Hey Jocelyn, What Jessi? Look whose over there, why its devon with that bitch morgan.

Hey devon its us over here.

"beating noises" take that you slut, you bitch, you man whore "scratch your eyes out"

The End

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