I played halo with him late last night, and I just bought me some oreos.. but because of him.. I no longer wanted me oreos! He was eating my all time favorite snack... CHEEZITS!! The White Cheddar kind!!! He tormented me, he did! HE'S A MONSTER!!! He wouldn't even offer me some!!!! He just ate his way to the bottom of the box!

It made my stummy want to feast on his human flesh. -,.,-

Lawls.. I'm bored, and didn't really have anything to bitch about.. I was going to bitch about how much my ass hurts from sitting on the computer in my online class all day yesterday... but someone had already stolen the highlight of ass blogging... D=

and I've come to the conclusion.. that Online classes may be fun 'cuz you can do it anytime.. but when that time is when they decide to close down the site so they can do a little maintenance.. SUCKS!

Oh my god.. I don't know why that made me think of this.. but I think I'm just soo genius that I need to share this with you.

The other day I went to the post office to see how much it would be to send some things down to ut, and apparently... It's hella cheap! $15 is not bad.

anyways...

I was walking to the truck, I reach for the handle and of course.. It's locked... "I hate that" .. So I turn to josh and I say what I usually say to people when the door is still locked when I get to it, "Woman, when I get to the car door I expect it to be unlocked!" He tells me that he could just get in the truck and drive away so then I'll have to walk home....So I'm like "That's ok! I'll just hitchhike!" He says that there's weirdo out there apparently more weird than me blahblahblah blah, and how they would rape me blah blahblah. I turn to him and say "Psh. I'll rape them first!"

I can just see that happening...

Random Weirdo:BITCH, I'm gonna rape yo ass!

Bitch:No.. I believe that it's me who will be doing the rapeing...

Random Weirdo:NO!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT DOESN'T GO THE=RAHHH!!!!

Hahahah. .... ohhh.. I'm funny.. hehe.. anyways..

I'm gonna go find the volume remote, watch some netflix, and eat my oreos. =D

PEACE

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Posted at 09/08/2010 11:12 AM

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Phorexia said at 09/08/2010 03:00 PM

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Oreos + milk. Simple win.

RIPSKATEDESTROY said at 09/08/2010 11:48 AM

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try getting a prince albert stuck in your boxer. thats GOOD TIMES!

eat bacon mang said at 09/08/2010 11:54 AM

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My right nipple ring got stuck on my pillow before. It actually felt kinda good....but painful at the same time.

RIPSKATEDESTROY said at 09/08/2010 12:04 PM

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yea. no just pain this one

xIxBattsyxIx said at 09/08/2010 12:15 PM

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0,.,o

Yeah, mine didn't feel good at all.. 'cuz it's mah belly..

eat bacon mang said at 09/08/2010 12:42 PM

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Cheezits in yo belly soon.

xIxBattsyxIx said at 09/08/2010 12:52 PM

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Yummy, yummy, yummy I'll have cheezits in mah tummy!

eat bacon mang said at 09/08/2010 11:28 AM

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Cheezitz...om nom nom nom.....:) No body rapes Da Batman.

xIxBattsyxIx said at 09/08/2010 11:30 AM

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Fo sho! Batman would rape them first if they tried.

-,.,-

I wants cheezits...

eat bacon mang said at 09/08/2010 11:36 AM

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I really think that you should go to your local grocery market...right now..and purchase you that delectable box of your favorite snack called Cheezitz...Da White Cheddar right now, Da Batman. I'm telling you. If you're on tonight...I'm gonna torture you and betray you some more. :)

xIxBattsyxIx said at 09/08/2010 11:38 AM

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But I wont have the truck for another 2 hours. D=

but when the time comes.. I swear.. if it's the last thing I do! Those cheezits will be mine...

eat bacon mang said at 09/08/2010 11:46 AM

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Watch a cool 2 hour movie. You will have that truck of yours fast as hell. Ya naw I'm saying? Naw I'm saying, Da Batman?

xIxBattsyxIx said at 09/08/2010 12:14 PM

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I know what ya sayin!!! I feel ya dawg!

lawls

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