So I wne to the movies wif jessi yesterday, we went to go see My sisters keeper, that movie is soo sad. =( ... I cried like a baby, but other than the whole crying thing, I thought it was a good movie.
The movie place are profilers... There is sign on the door before you go in that says "Only Humans allowed" ... Just because I have a few extra arms, and what not.. does that really not make me human? Fucking profiling racist bastards!!!
When we got home around 10:30 we decided to go up to the red box and rent another movie, The day the earth stood still, that movie was okies.. It was great.. I only watched it because Keanu Reeves is HAWT! When we walked up there I saw one of my homies that work at maverik, he smiled and waved, I started to talk to him, but he kept walking! What a dick! I can't believe he fucking ignore me! He works in about 2 hours, so I can go yell at him then.
On the way home jess and I were just talking shit, and she just says how she is going to kill me and put me in the ground and then put catnip on my vagina so they would never find my body.. but I wasn't paying attention and I thought that she said "I want a good time, so I'm going to put catnip on my vagina" So I'm like "WOAH! What?! Jessica, that's beastiality... beastiality is WRONG! Wtf is wrong with you!?" but then she explained it to me.. so it was all good.. I guess... Still kinda fucked up! ... but better than what I heard. Then she started talking about how she could see my cat Shuichi in my vagina while I'm sleeping... It's all dark and all you can see is two big orange eyes starring back at her... She's sick! SICK AND WRONG!!! She needs to get a life.. I don't even know why I'm friends with such a pervert! Oh... right... because I'm one.. DAMN ME!
Wow.. This is the weirdest conversation between my brother and my male cousin... "I had a wonderful sleep for 12 hours! It was nice. -Yeah, I slept for 9. -I woke up with your hand on my chest. -Really!? Wow, that's so weird, well you are like the worst person to sleep with 'cuz the when you spoon, you spoon so hard! like you grabed on to me really tight, it's worse than jonathan."
Jessica said what I wanted to say after that conversation.. "Wow.. You guys are so gay." I totally agree..
So yeah, that's my everyday life. =)
Sooo... Let's make like a tree and.... branch. 0,.,0