One time when I was at work, I walked in the back to fill the mop bucket I saw these signs that said "Now open sundays!" .... I was like NOOO!! NO!!!! It.... It... It can't be! I!.... but then a few days ago the business manager comes in and grabs the signs and said "You guys can just throw these away. I don't think this is gonna work out." THANK GOD!!! I live in the middle of fucking no where in a town filled with mormons, WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA GO TO ARBY'S ON A SUNDAY!?

Jess and I decided that we need to get some therapy.. Today on our way back to my house she started talking about people who are suicidle....

Jess:I could never be with someone that was suicidle.. I mean yeah, if someone put a gun to their head I'd be like No! Don't do i-OMG A PUPPY! "There was an actual puppy that caught her attention"

Me: Wow.. That would just give them more of a reason to kill themselves.. a puppy is more important than their life... It would be like this. No don't do it! You have so much more to live fo--oh my god a puppy! "BANG"

once we started to laugh so hard that we were in tears, we then decided that we were fucked up, and needed some serious help...

Work was just omg.. So LAME! I don't even wanna go there...

but on the way back from work I got some free donuts from maverik! Eric... You're my homie!! Then Jess and I were on our way back to my house AGAIN and she was talking about the fair she went to with Nick and Shane, and she's like "Yeah, I told shane that we couldn't really be together 'cuz.. dude, there were goats at the fair!"

I'm like "You two can't be together because there were goats?" Jess goes "No, I just forgot to tell you that they had goats over there" I began to think and I said "Dude.. I think you have ADD..."

I love jessica. She is so funny! Even tho she can't pay attention to one thing more than 5 seconds. =P

I've decided that in all of my pics no matter what it is going on, I look pissed.. IDK.. maybe because I usually am. =P

not really. I'm a happy person, I just naturally look like a bitch.

That's my homie Eric! He is da BOMB!

Yeah.. I'm tired.. I think I'm gonna watch beetlejuice!!! Yessss... Tacos.... =D

dude.. That fishtaco commercial makes me feel... all... gross... that's.. wow.. why would someone wanna talk about eating a fishtaco... OHMYGOD so I guess I'm now known as the Vagina.. Idk what's going on there.. Jessica just said that she is friends with the vagina.. meaning me.. 0,.,o ...

"Oh, and I need your hat. ... My hat? Wh-why my hat? ...for her uhh... for her umm.... VAGINA!!"

Guess that movie!!!

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Posted at 08/16/2009 12:17 AM

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Xd3th h00l1g4nX said at 08/16/2009 08:20 AM

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LMFAO ''No don't do it! You have so much more to live fo--oh my god a puppy! "BANG"'' And as for Arby's on Sunday, HELL YEAH!!!!!!

xIxBattsyxIx said at 08/16/2009 12:21 PM

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Lol. Well, atleast we're not the only ones who find it funny. =P

DvD P1aya said at 08/16/2009 12:33 AM

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That's pretty funny... but its Sunday right now... and i want sum curly fries dammit! (i know im not the only one)

and omg Beetlejuice.. and tacos.. =O