THIS MIGHT CHEER YOU UP ON A COLD DAY
When you have an "I hate my job" (or my life) day try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and
Johnson."
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, open the package and
remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on a table so that it will not
become chipped or broken.
Take out the written material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson
Company."
Have a nice day folks and remember, there is always someone with a worse job
than yours.