I'm trying to fund a field trip! YES! A FIELD TRIP! Now, it may be more of a vacation, but it'll be alot more like work, because you see, I have to find a certain indivdual. Yes, in Rome no less! This could be extremely daunting, BUT! with you gracious souls donating, I could easily pull of such an amazing feat!
Do not worry, I'm supplying my own screwdriver, set of jumper cables, car battery, and brick. Pretty much all I need is money for gas, food, and a GPS.
I'm calling it the "Kill Capo" fund. Now, if you don't condone murder, well that's just fine. You can just support the maiming leading UP TO the actual murder. I'm just fine with that.