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Really...this isn't appropriate...
First of all....
Yes, I'm excited for it.
Looks fan-freaken-tastic.
Secondly....so I work at a video game store and a video rental store.
The video rental store just so happens to have an 'adult' room...
...so I have a story...
Have a seat.
If you're under age or easily offended, you probably should stop reading now.
Lol.
The other night these three guys come in...probably varying between the ages of
20-24...and wander 'non-chalantly' into the adult room. One of them speaking
quite loudly about how he and his wife get something out of there 'all the time.'
Seeing as how they looked over 18...myself and my co-worker didn't so much as blink
an eye at them wandering in there...and went about our work. A few minutes pass
and I start to hear some obnoxious laughter....something like a child who hasn't
seen breasts before laughing goofishly at their first playboy magazine.
I immedately roll my eyes as I perdict the laughter will continue and the comments,
if any, will follow shortly after. Of course, I'm right.
Another ten minutes or so pass and they all finally exit the room.
This time, they leave furthest distance from the front counters.
Embarassed about their behaviour, no doubt.
Tsk, not likely.
Hours pass and 30 minutes before we are about to close, which is midnight btw,
two of the three return. One of them is the little talker...
' My wife and I always get one..."
Then..
" Sometimes I get one and she complains..but when I put it in she shuts up.."
etc.
They go into the room, take about 3 minutes and come out.
He hands me the ticket for his selection...
...and what's this?
....O_o
Hot Brazilian cock?
Erm.
I go back and get the movie, complete the transaction....and let the...
*ahem*
..married straight guy walk out with a homosexual porno.
Should I have asked if that's what he meant to get?
With his friend standing right next to him?
Thing is...you don't bring up the case of the movie you want, you just bring up their tags...
...and the adult movies have a little cover on their alternative cases so that other people
can't see what someone might be renting.
So, of course, he wouldn't have seen the nude male with his junk hanging out on the disk...
..to go...
O-O
THIS ISN'T WHAT I GOT!
He left...without double checking.
I mentioned it to my co-worker...who is male.
We laughed..
....alot.
I kinda feel bad, but they were being so obnoxious that I found it more humorous than anything.
So I'm curious.....
..should I have asked him...
' Sir...did you mean to get this one? '
...infront of his friend..
Would you want someone to tell you that infront of your bud?!
Or is it funnier to think the guy was getting ready to beat the meat...
...only to find out that all he'd be seeing is...meat.
xD
| Posted at 07/02/2009 07:42 PM | Leave Comment View Comments (10) |
Blog Comments
| warhawkBL187 said at 07/03/2009 12:49 PM | Reply to this Comment |
I think your story is funny and all but don't people watch porn on the internet now and days?! renting movies is old =0\ i think its cool for you to kept your remarks to yourself, to each their own. Kids will be kids i guess even at their age..they had to be younger then 24 though. at 21-24 i was talking openly about porn with my friends...but then again working in the industry helped
| RAVEninja24 said at 07/02/2009 10:08 PM | Reply to this Comment |
the last part was really funny! xDD
| RagaMuffin said at 07/02/2009 09:30 PM | Reply to this Comment |
| Phorexia said at 07/02/2009 09:27 PM | Reply to this Comment |
| ArtificialLung said at 07/02/2009 08:30 PM | Reply to this Comment |
| HollowCero said at 07/02/2009 08:24 PM | Reply to this Comment |
| Mommyslilgamer said at 07/02/2009 07:56 PM | Reply to this Comment |
(DO YOU HAVE IT ON SECURITY CAM)POST IT ON MYSPACE etc. xD......
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