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Do you think you could ever work in a morgue?

No. I don't feel like doing such "enjoyable" tasks such as preparing bodies, specimens of human organs, assisting a pathologist in postmortem examinations: Places body in compartment tray of refrigerator or on autopsy table, using portable hoist and stretcher. Lays out surgical instruments and laboratory supplies for postmortem examinations. Washes table, storage trays, and instruments, sharpens knives, and replaces soiled linens. Records identifying information for morgue file. Releases body to authorized person. May close post mortem incisions, using surgical needle and cord. May fill cranium with plaster. May feed, water, and clean quarters for animals used in medical research. May prepare preserving solutions according to formulas. May preserve specimens and stain slides. May photograph specimens - sounds wonderful, where do I sign up?

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- Y2Kevin

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Posted at 01/05/2010 08:08 AM

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Le C Ree said at 01/14/2010 08:28 AM

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video is most amazing i've seen from the onion yet, i MIGHT be able to work in a morgue doing the makeup and hair- preparing the bodies for viewings, and finally- "i'll give you 2,000 lbs of slut" =D