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Ok first things first...i would just like to say for everyone who is bitching and moning over the blog topics stop ur bitching and come up with something on ur own u lazy fucks!!! cookie wors damhard trying to think up new shit for u un gratfull morons and all u can do is bitch and complain cus its not to ur likings... if u dont like them then heres and idea...USE UR FUCKING BRAIN AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING U DO LIKE!!!! its a suggested topic so that if u cant think of anything else atleast u got something not so that u can bitch and mone over the few times it may not be up to par...theres no rule making u talk about it so dont u fucking idiots ^_^ and now for everyone else on with todays blog ^_^

Todays Quote:

"Have you ever been in therapy? No? You should try it. It's like a really easy game show where the correct answer to every question is: 'Because of my mother.'" ~Robin Greenspan

Todays Motto:

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.

Todays Words of Wisdom:

An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.

Todays Random fact:

In Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

Todays Ponder on this:

If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?

Today's Tease:

Krystal Forscutt

Todays Riddle:

You must keep this thing its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost it will soon be lost by others. What is it?

Yestardays Answer:

It is not possible to guess only three fruits correctly: the fourth fruit is then correct too! So nobody has guessed three fruits correctly and 123-43-39-31 = 10 people have guessed four fruits correctly.

Yestardays First One Rite:

Kimbodinii

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