Hey guys how u all been?
finally back from my vaca and settled in so i figured i better get back into my routine ^_^ had an amazing time last week and ill post the pics as soon as i get them all from the camera lol but till then heres a blog to keep u busy =]
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'" ~ Charlie Brown
Todays Random fact:
In Greene New York, a law states during a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me".
His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill".
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting" etc.
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, "Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket."
She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty dollars".
"Ah, yes." says the man. "He pee'd in my trousers too".
Today's Tease (Submitted By: Me)
Rachael Leigh Cook
Todays Good Read:
Heart of Darkness,
Coat of Grain,
Was once alive,
Now feels no pain,
but Leaves a Trail.
Circle head and pointed tail.
Grows shorter as the day goes on-
Its waistline is a hexagon.
What am I?
By gradually pouring sand into the hole. The bird will keep moving so that it is not buried in the sand, forcing it higher until it comes out.
Yestardays First One Rite:
Prize have been mailed. ^_^
P.S. Im always looking for new material
(teases, funny vids, pics, quotes, laws, riddles or even new topic ideas)
so if u have any ideas and would like to see them in future blogs please feel free to shoot me a private message and we will see wat we can do ^_^
hope u enjoyed the blog and dont forget to comment =]