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When everything's coming your way, you'r
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A compromise is an agreement whereby bot
It may be your sole purpose in life to s
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclop
In the beginning the Universe was create
Victory goes to the player who makes the
I think crime pays. The hours are good,
I'm desperately trying to figure out why
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing
A male gynecologist is like an auto mech
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Despite the cost of living, have you not
I like long walks, especially when they
Grandchildren are God's reward for not k
What's the use of a fine house if you ha
April 2010
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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If
I don't care what is written about me as
Silence is golden but duck tape is silve
Those are my principles. If you don't li
Although it is generally known, I think
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word me
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for
If you can't beat them, arrange to have
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Dog
Americans will put up with anything prov
You are only young once, but you can be
Hit up RockItQeen's blog and do ur part!
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Brigands demand your money or your life;
Skill is successfully walking a tightrop
March 2010
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week'
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning
The problem with the world is that every
A vasectomy means never having to say yo
Many people die at twenty five and aren'
Death is life's way of telling you you'r
He who laughs lasts, thinks slowest.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie abou
When I was born I was so surprised I did
I believe in getting into hot water. I t
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three da
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Television is to news what bumper sticke
If women didn't exist, all the money in
I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I t
I know I'm getting better at golf becaus
You can pick your nose and u can pick yo
Borderlands Junkys Unite!!!
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
I used to think I was indecisive, but no
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit pe
Friends are like bras: close to your hea
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have
Honesty is the best policy - when there
The way taxes are, you might as well mar
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your
One man's folly is another man's wife.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Ma
February 2010
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I like long walks, especially when they
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for t
Start every day off with a smile and get
If two wrongs don't make a right, try th
If love is the answer, could you please
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
There are no stupid questions, just stup
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September 2009
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June 2009
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Honk if you want to see my finger.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in
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COD 4 anyone?
April 2009
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A PBS mind in an MTV world.
March 2009
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For every action there is an equal and o
Last year they asked Y2Kevin to be poste
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at
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Death causes loneliness, feeling of isol
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, Never op
One of the greatest gifts you'll ever gi
Stiff opposition expected to casketless
Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy
Psychics Predict World Didn't End Yestar
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Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Te
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Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve t
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she
Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
Iraqi head seeks arms
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe T
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
 IM BAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!
Hey guys how u all been?
finally back from my vaca and settled in so i figured i better get back into my routine ^_^ had an amazing time last week and ill post the pics as soon as i get them all from the camera lol but till then heres a blog to keep u busy =]
enjoy!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Todays Quote:
 

 "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"  ~ Charlie Brown

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

Todays Random fact:

 

 

In Greene New York, a law states during a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Todays Joke:

 

 

 
 
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me".
His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill".
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting" etc.
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, "Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket."
She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty dollars".
"Ah, yes." says the man. "He pee'd in my trousers too".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

Today's Tease (Submitted By: Me)

 

 

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Rachael Leigh Cook

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Todays Good Read:

 

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Today's Video:

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Todays Riddle:

 

Heart of Darkness,

Coat of Grain,

Was once alive,

Now feels no pain,

Never walks,

but Leaves a Trail.

Circle head and pointed tail.

Grows shorter as the day goes on-

Its waistline is a hexagon.

What am I?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Yestardays Answer:

 

By gradually pouring sand into the hole. The bird will keep moving so that it is not buried in the sand, forcing it higher until it comes out.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Yestardays First One Rite:

 

 

 

ComptonEMT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your Prize:

 

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Prize have been mailed. ^_^
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
P.S. Im always looking for new material
(teases, funny vids, pics, quotes, laws, riddles or even new topic ideas)
so if u have any ideas and would like to see them in future blogs please feel free to shoot me a private message and we will see wat we can do ^_^
hope u enjoyed the blog and dont forget to comment =]
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Posted at 04/26/2010 02:07 PM Leave Comment    View Comments (11)
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Phorexia
Phorexia said at 04/27/2010 11:44 AM Reply to this Comment
Living without burritos can be done.


Psychotic Elf
Psychotic Elf said at 04/27/2010 01:35 PM Reply to this thread of Comments
NEVER!!!!


Phorexia
Phorexia said at 04/27/2010 01:45 PM Reply to this thread of Comments
So, a life without burritos is a life unfulfilled? I feel so incomplete now.


Psychotic Elf
Psychotic Elf said at 04/27/2010 02:11 PM Reply to this thread of Comments
u should!!! i dont even know u anymore *stern look*


Phorexia
Phorexia said at 04/27/2010 02:13 PM Reply to this thread of Comments
*bows head in shame*


Psychotic Elf
Psychotic Elf said at 04/27/2010 02:17 PM Reply to this thread of Comments
its ok buddy not ur fault ur so deprived *hands pho a burrito*


Phorexia
Phorexia said at 04/27/2010 03:35 PM Reply to this thread of Comments
As long as it doesn't go straight through me.


ComptonEMT
ComptonEMT said at 04/26/2010 11:02 PM Reply to this Comment
is it a snake?


ComptonEMT
ComptonEMT said at 04/26/2010 11:03 PM Reply to this thread of Comments
no... cause a snake would be alive and it's not a hexagon...


ComptonEMT
ComptonEMT said at 04/26/2010 11:12 PM Reply to this thread of Comments
A PENCIL!!!!!! ... though some are round the basic ones are hexagonal... thats what got it for me... =)


Psychotic Elf
Psychotic Elf said at 04/27/2010 04:14 AM Reply to this thread of Comments
there u go good shit there bro


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