"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts." ~ Finley Peter Dunne
Todays Random fact:
In South Carolina, a law states a person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"
His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Today's Tease (Submitted By: Me)
India De Beaufort
Todays Good Read:
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town
And beats high mountain down.
There is just one person going to St. Ives.
Yestardays First One Rite:
Prize have been mailed. ^_^
P.S. Im always looking for new material
(teases, funny vids, pics, quotes, laws, riddles or even new topic ideas)
so if u have any ideas and would like to see them in future blogs please feel free to shoot me a private message and we will see wat we can do ^_^
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