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Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

Todays Quote:

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." ~ Bertrand Russell

Todays Random fact:

In Vermont, At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.

Todays Joke:

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking.

As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

Today's Tease (Submitted By: Me)

Heidi Klum

Todays Good Read:

Today's Video:

Todays Riddle:

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

Yestardays Answer:

Book.

Novels can take you to another world.

You can book a table at a restaurant.

The company books tell you about it's financial information.

You can book a hotel room to stay at.

If you're a criminal, police can "throw the book at you".

If you're nice to people you are "in their good books".

And if you park in the wrong area the police will book you!

Yestardays First One Rite:

Bulletproofguy

(given to him by Webzilla)

{AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!}

Your Prize:

Prize have been mailed. ^_^

P.S. Im always looking for new material

(teases, funny vids, pics, quotes, laws, riddles or even new topic ideas)

so if u have any ideas and would like to see them in future blogs please feel free to shoot me a private message and we will see wat we can do ^_^

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Posted at 03/17/2010 03:21 PM

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Phorexia said at 03/18/2010 01:21 AM

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Heidi Klum. Took me a while to learn how to pronounce her last name. xD

Psychotic Elf said at 03/18/2010 01:45 AM

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GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Phorexia said at 03/18/2010 01:50 AM

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Indeed she is. I remember some article that went along the lines of;

"Impeccable curves, German engineering, class model. If you want all of these, go buy a car. If not, here's Heidi Klum for you."

Haha, love it.

Psychotic Elf said at 03/18/2010 02:33 AM

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lol god dude shes hands down one of the cutest dam girls i have EVER seen