"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Todays Random fact:
In New York, a law states the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
A woman tells her doctor, "I've got a bad back."
The doctor says, "It's old age."
The woman says, "I want a second opinion."
The doctor says: "Okay - you're ugly as well."
Today's Tease (Submitted By: Me)
Todays Good Read:
I am, in truth, a yellow fork
From tables in the sky
By inadvertent fingers dropped
The awful cutlery.
Of mansions never quite disclosed
And never quite concealed
The apparatus of the dark
To ignorance revealed.
What am I?
u know kids GTP just isnt as it usto be...
these kids these days just have no motivation...
hell back in my day
everyone got the riddle rite out the gate...
even if not...
at least someone had the decency to google it by now ^_^
Yestardays First One Rite:
not even a guess?
i think we need danii and web back cus it seems u guys need some help ^_^
closest guess so far was "Shooting Star"
Advice: Think a little "closer to home"
wat have u done to deserve that hmmmm? o.0
just as bright just as fast
after moveing on just a rumble in its path
Prize have been mailed. ^_^
P.S. Im always looking for new material
(teases, funny vids, pics, quotes, laws, riddles or even new topic ideas)
so if u have any ideas and would like to see them in future blogs please feel free to shoot me a private message and we will see wat we can do ^_^
hope u enjoyed the blog and dont forget to comment =]