"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. " ~ Demetri Martin
Today's Random fact:
In Blythe California, You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Today's Tease (Found By: MissDanii05)
Todays Bumper Sticker:
What common English word will describe a person or thing as not being found in any place and yet with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being actually present at this very moment?
Yesterday's First One Rite: