Psychotic Elf's Blogs

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."  ~Katharine Hepburn

Todays Motto:

My reputation grows with every failure. 

Todays Words of Wisdom:

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. 

Todays Random fact:

In Alamosa, Colorado throwing missiles at cars is illegal.

Todays Ponder on this:

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn’t they do it best by not torturing themselves?

Today's Tease (Courtesy of the lovely Natasha BABYYY):

A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose, or the corn - at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream?

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Yestardays Answer:

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

 

 

 

 

Yestardays First One Rite:

Webzilla

 

 

 

Your Prize:

 

So hopefully this prize will be a good replacement:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prize have been mailed. ^_^

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