"I would like to be able to admire a man’s opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me." ~Frank A. Clark
Todays Random fact:
In Alaska, a law states it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
Once upon a time, there was a man. A genie appeared to the man, and offered him one wish.
"Well," said the man, "I've always wanted to go to Fiji, but plane tickets are so expensive, and boats are so slow. Can you build a bridge from Los Angeles to Fiji?"
"I'm sorry, man," the genie said. "You're pretty much asking for the impossible. That's six thousand miles of bridge. Plus, you'll need fuel stations and motels on the way. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to ask for something else."
"Oh," said the disappointed man. "Well, can you grant me the ability to understand women?"
The genie cleared his throat. "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"
Todays Good Read:
A king and one of his knights order a gin and tonic from the bar. Unknown to them, the drink has been poisoned. The King gulps his down in one go and has a bit of a tummy ache but nothing more. The knight sips his slowly but dies a few hours later.
Why didn’t the king die?
Yestardays First One Rite:
Prize have been mailed. ^_^
P.S. Im always looking for new material
(teases, funny vids, pics, quotes, laws, riddles or even new topic ideas)
so if u have any ideas and would like to see them in future blogs please feel free to shoot me a private message and we will see wat we can do ^_^
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