I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
ok my friends before i get on with the blog u all need to check out my intro after ur done here ^_^ i just added a new friend (eyestar88) to my "But Enough About Me" tab let me no wat u all think =]
now without further delay
ON WITH THE BLOG!!!
"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
~ Paula Poundstone
Todays Random fact:
In Kentucky, a law states one may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
Today's Tease (Summit By: Le C Ree)
Todays Good Read:
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it. If you are not allowed to move in any way (other than your eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
One girl took the basket. She took the last apple while it was in the basket
Yestardays First One Rite:
Prize have been mailed. ^_^
P.S. Im always looking for new material
(teases, funny vids, pics, quotes, laws, riddles or even new topic ideas)
so if u have any ideas and would like to see them in future blogs please feel free to shoot me a private message and we will see wat we can do ^_^
hope u enjoyed the blog and dont forget to comment =]
lmao aww see now here i was trying to be nice and u just hadda go there...better at riddles u say u want? not only have i nailed ever weak ass riddle u googled but then when u threw a temper tantrum about me being rite and tried to make up ur own answer i hit u with dozens of other answers that were all correct so till u no the answers to ur own dumb ass riddles dont hit up my blog and try to one up me just cus ur in desperate need to look cool ^_^
im not desperate and I could give a shit about what people think of me. As for the post I cant help it if you cant take a joke.. And i didn't Google any riddles. As for the one I posted "yes" you a right it is your shadow.
U didn't google hu? Well that explains y u were so off with ur answers then...u did just make them up lmao and I no I'm rite iv been rite every time so far and then still went above and beyond my answer lol man I can't wait to find a prize for u tomarow this will be fun ^_^