A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Today's Tease (Submitted By: Me)

Alicia Silverstone

Todays Good Read:

Today's Video:

Todays Riddle:

A sparrow has fallen into a hole in a rock. The hole measures three inches in diameter and is three feet deep. Due to the depth of the hole, the sparrow cannot be reached by hand. We cannot use sticks or canes, because we could hurt the bird.

How can you get the bird out?

Yestardays Answer:

None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark.

Yestardays First One Rite:

Knob Jockie x

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Posted at 04/11/2010 03:53 PM

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ComptonEMT said at 04/11/2010 07:55 PM

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i'd have to say it's similar to the boat one... you pour something into the whole that it can stand on and as the floor rises so will the bird who is continues to get on top of it... btw... i'm a hideous aweful creature and my arms are almost 3 feet long a piece... so with a little work i could prolly reach it anyways...

ComptonEMT said at 04/11/2010 07:58 PM

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and btw... that read of the day is evil...

and Continuing* ... not continues... either that or remove the word "is" from in front of continues... either would work...

Psychotic Elf said at 04/11/2010 11:30 PM

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There u go man sand is the object of choise but u got it none the less

ComptonEMT said at 04/12/2010 12:37 AM

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tell you the truth i'd rather just pour concrete in there and kill the fucker... lol... then put a stripper pole in it and build a club around that pole and call it "the sparrow!"

SPARKY 00000h said at 04/11/2010 05:56 PM

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For the riddleeee
I'd say you could turn the rock overrr
haha

Also, todays quote was lovely lol

Psychotic Elf said at 04/11/2010 11:33 PM

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Dam hun wat r u trying to do kill the poor birdy? Lol for a hole that big to be in the rock then the rock would hafta be huge and those rolling it over even if u could somehow eould just make the birdy fall out and get crush as it rolls over the rest of the way lol but very good guess hun ^_^