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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Hello my friends

i must apologize for the absence in my blogging lately but alot has come up

none of which sets the mood for my blogs so i wont go into detail lol

but fret no more i am back!

here to bring smiles to ur faces yet again ^_^

as for the next few months i cant promise daily blogs

(so please bare with me)

but u have my word they will be as often and awesome as i can do =]

any ideas for new topics or material ud like to see in up coming blogs u can

all feel free to submit as usual all contributions are more than welcome ^_^

so without further ado here is the blog...

enjoy

Todays Quote:

"If evolution were true, mothers would have more than two hands. Only God gave us eyes in the back of our heads and the power to tune things out." ~Courtney S.

Todays Random fact:

As a punishment for misbehavior, Thai cops have to wear pink Hello Kitty armbands.

Todays Joke:

When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “high blood pressure, Doc. It runs in my family.”

“Your mother’s side or your father’s?” the doctor asked.

“Neither,” the patient replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.”

“Oh, come now,” said the doctor “How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?”

He sighed. “You oughta meet’em sometime, Doc!”

Today's Tease:

Tara Reid

Todays Good Read:

Today's Video:

Todays Riddle:

A woman lives on the tenth floor of an apartment building. Every morning she takes the elevator all the way down, and goes to work. In the evening, she gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in it or if it is raining outside she goes back to her floor directly. Otherwise, she goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to her apartment. Why?

Yestardays Answer:

An address.

Yestardays First One Rite:

ooooPRODIGYoooo

Your Prize:

Prize have been mailed. ^_^

P.S. Im always looking for new material

(teases, funny vids, pics, quotes, laws, riddles or even new topic ideas)

so if u have any ideas and would like to see them in future blogs please feel free to shoot me a private message and we will see wat we can do ^_^

hope u enjoyed the blog and dont forget to comment =]

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Posted at 05/23/2010 11:17 AM

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XpinkgoddessX said at 05/23/2010 04:06 PM

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Answer to the riddle: The woman is too short to reach a button higher than 7. If someone else is in it she asks them to press it for her, and if it's raining she uses her umbrella to hit it.