"Personally I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get." ~George Burns
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There's no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
Todays Words of Wisdom:
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man.
Todays Random fact:
In Ohio it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Todays Ponder on this:
Do cows have calf muscles?
Today's Tease (Courtesy of the lovely Natasha BABYYY)(absent...get better hun):
Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at just 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
You turn 2 switches "on" and leave 1 switch "off" and wait about a minute. Then enter the room, but just before you enter, turn one switch from "on" to "off". Once in the room, feel the lightbulb - if it is warm, but off, it has to be the last switch you turned off. If it is on, it has to be the switch left on. If it is cold and is off, it has to be the switch you left in the off position.
Yestardays First One Rite:
Prize have been mailed. ^_^