"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." ~Emo Philips
Todays Motto:
My Indian name is RunsWithBeer.
Todays Words of Wisdom:
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Todays Random fact:
In West Virginia it is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Todays Ponder on this:
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Today's Tease (Courtesy of the lovely Natasha BABYYY):
Kristen Bell
Todays Riddle:
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Yestardays Answer:
I have 3 cages and 4 canaries
Yestardays First One Rite:
xPoopDragonx
Your Prize:
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