"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." ~Nathaniel Borenstein
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Todays Words of Wisdom:
As long as pop quizes are still around there will always be prayer in public school.
Todays Random fact:
In North Carolina elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
Todays Ponder on this:
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
Today's Tease (Courtesy of the lovely Natasha BABYYY):
There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
The parrot was deaf.
Yestardays First One Rite:
I Lozia I
Prize have been mailed. ^_^
And now for the first ever Psychotic Elf Birthday Specail...
Y2Kevin Throughout the Years…(Birthday Special) on the Biography Channel
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It all started in 1957 when a young couple decided to get hitched and start there life together. Fourteen years later something happened in their lives and things would never be the same again. Sometime during the spring of 1970 Mr. Y2 came home to find his wife in nothing but a whipped cream bikini. That night sent them both to cloud nine and also was the birth of some of the kinkiest shit this world had ever seen. Nine months later Mr. and Mrs. Y2 were on one of there annual Hells Angel biking trips from California to Georgia and during that trip their lives would change forever. It was a cloudy Thursday morning and the date was Feb. 4th 1971. They were traveling threw the plains of Arizona when they gang stopped at a fuel station to grab some supplies. Just as Mrs. Y2 reached for a bag of Twinkies her water broke and she went into labor. Seven and a half hours, eighty-seven beers and forty-two Twinkies later little Kevin came into the world. He was just about eight pounds seven ounces (mostly in the head) and quickly became the love of Mr. and Mrs. Y2’s life. Still thousands of miles from their destination the couple decided to cut their trip short and head on home with their new son. Mr. Y2 place the clerks turbine around his son and place little Kevin into the satchel on his bike.
Some say the long bumpy trip home is what made Kevin who he is today but nobody knows for sure. Over the next few years Kevin grew into quit the little baby.
His parent loved them with all their heart and tried to raise him the best they could. Little Kevin’s curiosity started to peek very early in his life and he first fell in love at the age of two.
He was heartbroken four months later when he caught her in bed with the cabbage patch kid from down the street. Kevin would never treat women the same after that night and over the next few years he chased every piece of ass that walked past him.
Stay tuned because coming up on biography we look further into the life of this great man and come across his experimental stage. Now a word from our sponsors.
Welcome back to Y2Kevin Throughout the Years (Birthday Special) on the Biography Channel. As Kevin grew a little older the mindless chasing of as started to get old so he decided to bring his experimenting to a new level. At the age of six Kevin hosted his first experimental sleepover.
Despite the lawsuit filed against Kevin and the fact the boys would never look at him the same again that night was a turning point in little Y2’s life that would open up many many new doors in the years to come. As Kevin grew older he had many more experiences in his life such as his first school picture,
Or his first trip to the beach,
Or even his daily potty training lessons,