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"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." ~Nathaniel Borenstein
Todays Motto:
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Todays Words of Wisdom:
As long as pop quizes are still around there will always be prayer in public school.
Todays Random fact:
In North Carolina elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
Todays Ponder on this:
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
Today's Tease (Courtesy of the lovely Natasha BABYYY):
Lily Allen
Todays Riddle:
There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
Yestardays Answer:
The parrot was deaf.
Yestardays First One Rite:
I Lozia I
Your Prize:
This is
Y2Kevin Throughout the Years…(Birthday Special) on the Biography Channel
*cue opening music*
It all started in 1957 when a young couple decided to get hitched and start there life together. Fourteen years later something happened in their lives and things would never be the same again. Sometime during the spring of 1970 Mr. Y2 came home to find his wife in nothing but a whipped cream bikini. That night sent them both to cloud nine and also was the birth of some of the kinkiest shit this world had ever seen. Nine months later Mr. and Mrs. Y2 were on one of there annual Hells Angel biking trips from California to Georgia and during that trip their lives would change forever. It was a cloudy Thursday morning and the date was Feb. 4th 1971. They were traveling threw the plains of Arizona when they gang stopped at a fuel station to grab some supplies. Just as Mrs. Y2 reached for a bag of Twinkies her water broke and she went into labor. Seven and a half hours, eighty-seven beers and forty-two Twinkies later little Kevin came into the world. He was just about eight pounds seven ounces (mostly in the head) and quickly became the love of Mr. and Mrs. Y2’s life. Still thousands of miles from their destination the couple decided to cut their trip short and head on home with their new son. Mr. Y2 place the clerks turbine around his son and place little Kevin into the satchel on his bike.
Some say the long bumpy trip home is what made Kevin who he is today but nobody knows for sure. Over the next few years Kevin grew into quit the little baby.
His parent loved them with all their heart and tried to raise him the best they could. Little Kevin’s curiosity started to peek very early in his life and he first fell in love at the age of two.
He was heartbroken four months later when he caught her in bed with the cabbage patch kid from down the street. Kevin would never treat women the same after that night and over the next few years he chased every piece of ass that walked past him.
Stay tuned because coming up on biography we look further into the life of this great man and come across his experimental stage. Now a word from our sponsors.
Welcome back to Y2Kevin Throughout the Years (Birthday Special) on the Biography Channel. As Kevin grew a little older the mindless chasing of as started to get old so he decided to bring his experimenting to a new level. At the age of six Kevin hosted his first experimental sleepover.
Despite the lawsuit filed against Kevin and the fact the boys would never look at him the same again that night was a turning point in little Y2’s life that would open up many many new doors in the years to come. As Kevin grew older he had many more experiences in his life such as his first school picture,
Or his first trip to the beach,
Or even his daily potty training lessons,
As Kevin grew into his teenage years he became quite the peeping tom and started a club to teach others his ways.
Because of Kevin’s past it was hard for him to find a life partner to get close to so he was forced to find alternate means of satisfaction.
As Kevin came to his high school years he search for a job for himself so he could finally start saving for the life he dreamed of having. After many rejections he finally landed his first job as a jester at a medieval fair.
A few months later Kevin had save up enough to buy himself his first vehicle. In hopes of fallowing in his parents footsteps as Hells Angel bikers he bought himself his first hog.
We must now go to a quick commercial brake again but stay tune to hear about Kevin’s prom and the man he has become today. Now a word from our sponsors.
Welcome back to Y2Kevin Throughout the Years (Birthday Special) on the Biography Channel. Kevin worked his way threw his high school years and worked on his bike on the weekends. When Kevin’s Senior Prom came around needless to say his bike didn’t win him any days as he had hope it would. Mrs. Y2 feeling sorry for her poor son called around and convinces his third cousin Laura to take him.
After high school Kevin went to collage. Not to the classes just to the parties. He went threw many different jobs and did a lot of experimenting the next few years. He tried out for an Asian porno called Eyes Wide Slut.
Thinking he may have found his forte he continued in this line of work till he was asked to star in a “mature” film called Done in 60 seconds.
After that he decided to end his career as Willy B. Hardagn and peruse another line of work. He found a little fuel station for sale and decide to buy it and fix it up.
The gas station was a big success and well loved by the neighborhood. Kevin even did some community service out front of his business to benefit the whole town.
Kevin continued his life and started hosting parties of his own. These party became overnight sensations and shot Kevin’s popularity threw the roof. He had reached the peek of his life and was on an all time high. Then everything changed when one party got to out of hand and a guest suffocated.
The mans spouse sued Kevin and took everything he had forcing Kevin to go live out of his car till he could find a steady job.
When we come back see the rest of Kevin’s life and how he is today only on The Biography Channel.
Welcome back to Y2Kevin Throughout the Years (Birthday Special) on the Biography Channel. After the winter had pasted Kevin started working the curbs for money. After a while another man moved in on Kevin’s turf and those started a rival between the two of them.
A few months later Kevin landed a gig at a Wal-Mart and started to get his life back on track.
Kevin decided he wanted to make his name known forever so he set a goal to break the record of the world biggest belly so he would go down in the Guinness book of World Recodes and never be forgotten. After 3 years of intense drinking and countless hours or back strenuous channel surfing he finally pulled it off.
Over the next few years of his live Kevin got back in shape, got a job at a candy factory and became one of the most well love gamers to ever hit GamerTagPics.com. Today Kevin’s life has mellowed out and he spends his days amusing all his friends with his great blogs and witty banter. Most wonder what is to become of this man they call Y2Kevin and many plane on sticking around to find out. I think I can speak for us all here at the Biography Channel and GTP when I say happy birthday old fucker and we hope they’re many more to come! Kevin I hope you enjoyed the hookers and the cake I got you,
And I hope the rest of you enjoyed the show. Until next time this is Psychotic Elf on the Biography Channel wishing you all happy times.
*cue closing number*
*fades to black*
The End
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P.S anymore requests?
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So much effort and thought has gone into that ^_^ *high fives*
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| MissDanii05 said at 02/04/2009 01:51 PM | Reply to this Comment |
I know the truth over Kevin would come out... Just knew it!! Wow...
He brought the rosebush to her place at night, returned her to the garden in morning. So she was the only plant without condensation/dew stuff... or something like that? lol.
Great blog!!
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| MissDanii05 said at 02/04/2009 01:56 PM | Reply to this thread of Comments |
Aaaaah I won on Kevin's birthday lol. Its a national holiday now lol.
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