"Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone." ~Grace Jones
Sex is a two-way treat.
Todays Words of Wisdom:
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Todays Random fact:
In Connecticut in order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
Todays Ponder on this:
Why is it when a door is open it’s ajar, but when a jar is open it’s not adoor?
Today's Tease (Courtesy of the lovely Natasha BABYYY):
You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.
Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island.
Explain how the tractor got there?
Sparsley (No S = Parsley)
Yestardays First One Rite:
Prize have been mailed. ^_^