Hey everyone long time lol i am bored stiff and decided im in the mood for some laughs so heres another adition of my anchent blogs hope u all enjoy wat i found asmuch as i enjoy looking for them and ill do my best to do them atleast once a week if not more often =]

Today's Quote:

"The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts." - Conan Obrien

Today's Random Fact:

After Tupac’s death, his hip-hop posse smoked some of his ashes with marijuana.

Today's Joke:

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

Today's Tease:

Today's Funny Pic:

Today's Funny Video:

Today's Riddle:

A mother is 21 years older than her son. In 6 years time the son will be 5 times younger than the mother. Where is the father?

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Posted at 03/01/2011 08:59 PM

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RED inSOXicated said at 03/03/2011 02:39 PM

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the dads dead because he's old as fuck.

Psychotic Elf said at 03/03/2011 03:21 PM

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lol not quite man good guess tho

Akapukopiko said at 03/02/2011 09:26 AM

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The dad is currently with the mom...makin the baby. heh

Psychotic Elf said at 03/03/2011 03:19 PM

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lmao just couldnt say it with a straight face hu? good job none the less hun =]

mt4st1kswifey said at 03/02/2011 08:26 AM

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HEY ELFY!!! long time no talk, how ya been?

Psychotic Elf said at 03/03/2011 03:15 PM

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lol hey there hun how have u been? iv been good just working and hanging out with friends =]

Capt Fluke said at 03/01/2011 11:41 PM

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This cracked me up! hahaha keep up the good work Elf

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 11:54 PM

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ill do my best buddy ^_^ glad u enjoyed it

Phorexia said at 03/01/2011 11:31 PM

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Aha, haven't seen that pic before.

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 11:39 PM

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lol im just that good pho

Le C Ree said at 03/01/2011 10:19 PM

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i watched that whole video. and it was memazing. lol! and funny picture is funny =D

Genus Class said at 03/01/2011 10:30 PM

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The Kurva Mac made that video for me :)

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 10:58 PM

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lol im glad u liked it hun ^_^ when we gonna game it up?

Le C Ree said at 03/01/2011 11:37 PM

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no idea. Lol I've hardly been on lately. My man's been working overtime on 3rd shift for weeks now n I'm all mopey =p

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 11:38 PM

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aww u poor deprived lil girl u lol well u need to come hit me up on some live sometime soon ^_^

DaveyBchillen said at 03/01/2011 09:19 PM

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drinking his ass off?

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 09:22 PM

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lol no sry bro good guess tho

DaveyBchillen said at 03/01/2011 09:26 PM

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lmao what the fuck? chain smoking? strangling puppies?

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 09:44 PM

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lol not even close man

GoIdie GIocks said at 03/01/2011 09:16 PM

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at 1:24 did he throttle that or get hit from behind?
Loved that cat picture.

I say the answer but i cheated :P

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 09:21 PM

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lol so didnt 90% of the guessers here ^_^

GoIdie GIocks said at 03/01/2011 09:26 PM

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Oh okay in that case he is inside her? :p

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 09:41 PM

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LMFAO DING DING DING DING!!!!!!! u just nailed it and im fairly certain its not cus of the reasoning u thought lol

Answer:
if m = (age of) mother and s = (age of) son

then m = s + 21
and m + 6 = 5(s + 6)

Therefore s = - 0,75 years, and turning that into months = - 9 months.
9 months from the birth means the father is with the mother procreating!

GoIdie GIocks said at 03/01/2011 09:46 PM

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That's what I Google'd.

im so smart!

LOL

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 09:52 PM

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lmao that is so much more of an entertaining answer than mine lol

GoIdie GIocks said at 03/02/2011 12:51 PM

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LOL

Tearsofthesun said at 03/01/2011 09:04 PM

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that riddle is confusing. the baby would have to be unborn? so im guessing the father is probably regretting not using a condom? If it's the hood, then he's split aha.

Psychotic Elf said at 03/01/2011 09:12 PM

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lmao ur deff thinking rite and so close but not quite bro

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