Hey everyone long time lol i am bored stiff and decided im in the mood for some laughs so heres another adition of my anchent blogs hope u all enjoy wat i found asmuch as i enjoy looking for them and ill do my best to do them atleast once a week if not more often =]
"The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts." - Conan Obrien
Today's Random Fact:
After Tupac’s death, his hip-hop posse smoked some of his ashes with marijuana.
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Today's Funny Video:
A mother is 21 years older than her son. In 6 years time the son will be 5 times younger than the mother. Where is the father?
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