Psychotic Elf's Blogs

Todays Quote:

“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.” ~Janeane Garofalo

Todays Motto:

If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me. 

Todays Words of Wisdom:

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Todays Random fact:

In New York citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Todays Ponder on this:

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Todays Riddle:

I went into the woods and got it. I then sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it! What am I?