“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” ~Oscar Levant
Todays Motto:
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Todays Words of Wisdom:
The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals.
Todays Random fact:
In Wisconsin one may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars.
Todays Ponder on this:
Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?
Todays Riddle:
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
What am I?
Yestardays Answer:
Gloves!
Yestardays First One Rite:
angel61636
Your Prize:

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