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Phorexia is ridden with dyslexia and anorexia, the man can't spell or eat alphabet soup.

His mind has always been stuck in this loop, syphilis is the best fit for his annorexic dick.

He makes me want to post blogs with his name in it, and seether lyrics, because he is just so hip with it.

I asked him if he would have some of my slurpee, and he ended up getting herpes.

I said I wanted to suck on his tit, but then I just put the herpes on his nips, because he made it sexy.

We thought he was a mexy but turned out to be an aussie, I took his soccer ball from his locker and spread it with smuckers, then stuck it in his cooker.

Dirty dicks and many licks, because it gives him kicks. If I were him, I'd be a blank paper with black smudges????

I care for his judgement, because I loves it when he gives me a pudgey dick.

He loves to be satirical but I'm complacent when he takes it, I wear the pants in this relationship...

 

 

Dedicated to Phorexia.

Inspiration provided by Mecoley.

Posted at 07/15/2009 12:24 AM

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