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OK new joke:

Toward the end of a Sunday religious service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your  enemies?"

80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated
his question. All responded  this time, except one small elderly Lady.

"Mrs. Jones?"; "Are  you not willing to forgive your
enemies?"
"I don't have any."  She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old  are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would  you please come down in front &
tell us all how a person can  live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy
in the world?"

The  little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation,  and said:

"I outlived the  bitches."

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