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Little Friendly advice from the Nun to you:

WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET > > >

Remember, this advice  was sent by a State Farm Agent! This system has been tried and it works in every state. If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light or 
whatever the case may be, and you're going to get points on your license, 
this is a method to ensure that you DO NOT get the points.  When you get 
your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $79.00 make the 
check out for $82.00 or some small amount over the fine.  The system will 
then have to send you back a check for the difference, however here is the 
trick:

DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK! Throw it away!

Points are not  assessed to your license until all financial transactions are complete. If 
you do not cash the check, then the transactions are NOT complete. The 
system has received it's money and is satisfied and will no longer bother 
you. This information comes from an unmentionable computer company that 
sets up the standard databases used by every state.

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joke of the day:

OLD COUPLE

An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband,
"Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.?"

"Yes," he replies. "Fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast
table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds."

"Well," the old woman snickers, "should we get naked again for old time's
sake?"

So they strip off their clothing and sit back down at the table. "You
know," the old woman says breathlessly, "my nipples are as hot for you
today as they were 50 years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the
other's in your oatmeal!"

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