I don't know about all you international folk, but here in Britain we used to have this guy come on the TV at 7am, wearing the brightest, most colourful spandex one-pieces you've ever seen. He'd appear in schools, car parks and supermarkets with his little excercise step and encourage everyone to start a workout and say things like "Everybody say heyyyy!"
What a guy, so much wisdom behind all that spandex.
On another topic, how terrible is Alone in the Dark? Seriously, if I have to do another timed objective based driving level I'm gonna go nuts!