Hi so k... We all know that i am lookin for a job right ...well i go in to talk to a bar manager about bartending there and this freak wasted fucker starts talking to me about my boobs!~
Drunk: hey you(he see im talking to the owner but i wanted to be nice in front of this guy who might hire me!)
Me: hi
Drunk: i remeber you you worked at jacks how your kid?
Me: Gettin big
Drunk: Are you still with the fellow (who says fellow)
Me:No
Drunk: why....(he looks at me) oh dont want to tell me that story
Me: (i look at the boss and smile) Nope
Drunk: You wanna go out sometime
Me: I am not looking to date anyone right now!
Drunk: Who said anything about a date!
Me: (I looked at the boss who was laughin now)
Ok so after that me and the boss still talking about things he comes over and goes to the boss
Drunk: Dude you should hire this girl her boobs are hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ME:wow
dont get me wrong i love my boobs, but sometimes they just do me wrong hope they didn't cost me this job!