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As many of you are already aware, I have a deep adoration for the English language.

I appreciate it, I support it, and I take every opportunity I can to expand my use and knowledge of it.

Many of you here are quite eloquent with your words as well, others… Not so much.

I thought I would post this blog giving praise to some well executed blog comments, and publicly
humiliating others that shouldn’t legally be allowed within a thousand yards of a keyboard.

Let’s hop to it.

In a blog posting about a previous blog posting, RUDExBETTYBOOPx was understandably upset about some slandering that was going on about her…

Here are a few of the commenters her blog inspired to come grace us with their keyboard jackassery:

joeresioREX said at 12/03/2012 09:02 AM

SHOW YOUR SELF SETH!! DON'T BE A BITCH! A LOT OF PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK SHIT BUT NEVER FUCKING BACK IT UP! WHO IS DOWN TO FUCKING FIGHT ME??? ADD! DON'T REPLY BECAUSE YOU ARE A WASTE OF EYE WORK TO JUST LOOK AT TEXT! BE ABOUT IT IF YOU ARE TRYING TO SPEAK ABOUT IT. I WANT TO FIGHT SETH SO BAD BUT THE BITCH WENT BACK INTO HIDING!!! I WILL DRAG YOU OUUUUUUUTTTTTTT >=O get OUT HERE NOW!

Um?

Anyways...

FakerKillerBack said at 12/03/2012 08:26 AM

HE NEEDS MORE THEN ATTENTION HE NEEDS CRACK A BABY PILLS

Then things begin to get a bit heated.. *drumroll please*

RUDExBETTYBOOPx said at 12/03/2012 05:34AM

so u wna fight???

The response to this clear threat of violent intention?

JeNniFeR MeNdEZ said at 12/03/2012 05:40 AM

lol goodmorning. How are ya?

Nice, Jenn… Perfect example of how to deflect and completely neutralize a threat. Been dabbling in some psychology books in your down time? Take notes at home people.

That blog pretty much went another 290 something comments about trolls and troll related issues reading much like a really gay version of As The World Turns… So let’s move on..

The next blog is by my friend, eat bacon mang.. Although I don’t completely understand what the blog is about, there is an intro about him smacking his girlfriend at wal-mart with his dick and then there’s a video of a poorly animated Japanese chick. Didn’t watch it, admittedly.

Since we’re already on the subject(s) of cocks and psychology, check out these internet
lords of blog commenting..

AlmightyCat said at 09/06/2013 02:15 PM

bulletmastery looks dumb as fuck too

Wow.. Nothing beats the charm of an internet asshole… Chicks dig jerks. Let’s see how his comment is received..

BulletMastery said at 09/06/2013 02:20 PM

I am dumb as fuck, but I have a really big cock.

Fucking. Nice..

Again, take notes at home people… Sure fire way to rid yourselves of keyboard tough guy trolls? Psych 101…. Agree and amplify.

Nohomo but that’s a lot of dick, so let’s move on..

Only way to effectively neutralize all that cock, is with some pussy… Take it away Miss Kittty Cat!

In a blog posted earlier last month, we have Miss Kittty Cat ranting about some shady shit involving, you guessed it, more trolls..

Just an excerpt from Kittty herself, for those of you that missed it… This is about the jist of it:

Miss Kittty Cat said at 10/07/2013 05:37 AM

"Hey kitty kitty bitch can you stiick my dick in yo mouth I sooooooo wana see my cock in yo mouth while I watch yo eyes pop out ohhhhhhh yeagh get you some long red dick in your throught bitch" Liar liar pants on fire.

The fuck? Anyways, the reason I even brought this blog out from the dead stanky colon that is the blog archives of this site, is to post a great comment from candypenguins:

candypenguins said at 10/06/2013 10:29 AM

I want chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver.

Again, neutralizing a troll is as easy as this. And the few mentioned above. The only way to beat a troll is to troll a troll. 10 times fast anyone?

Saving the best for last is something I try to do on the regular, so why should this be any different? Exactly..

Here is a comment of mine to Killerpinupdoll about future MW2 rapings..

HopScotch Jesus said at 11/20/2013 04:22 PM

cool.

in related news, i'm going to pick up MW2 in about 9 minutes.

Well, more specifically, I will be headed in the general direction of where I can easily access and procure a copy of MW2 in 9 minutes.

And to answer your question, yes... I do always talk like this.

rape!

Her response?

KiLLeRPiNuPDoLL said at 11/20/2013 04:49 PM

I understand

That's it. 2 word comment, perfect timing and perfectly executed..

In next weeks episode, we hear FAR too fucking much about the not at all exciting world of the UFC. And how excited Tony is to be doing drugs and playing with his new box.

Can’t wait to dig in and uncover what will most assuredly be more blog comment gems!