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Who is the best stand up comic of all time?
 

I love good stand-up comedy and I’ve been lucky enough to see some great comics, although mostly from the UK, so apologies if you have never heard of these people… Al Murray, Bill Bailey, Jethro, Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown (The pride of the North-East, along with Bucky!), Billy Connelly, Dylan Moran, Jimmy Jones and many more. If I had to pick the best, it would have to be the Gov’ner… please stand up Mr Bob Monkhouse, underrated and misunderstood by many in the UK, who only know him from TV. See his stand-up show if you can, you will not regret it.
  I would like to apologise to any on here who send me messages, then have to wait a while for replies. I’m very, very bust at this time of year, and I am not actually ignoring you. It is not unusual for me to be working 14-15 hours, and I have to sleep sometime, so sorry again.

OK, it is time for my regular readers to add up their achievement scores and let me know what you've got, (please be honest!). I might post up a table so we can all see how far ahead Bucky is, lol.

 Even before it was released, the 360 was touted as the ultimate ‘next-gen’ console with super computing power. Now, over 2 years on, like many other users, I still haven’t been able to make a virtual woman like in the classic 80s movie Weird Science. Will this be available as a marketplace download anytime soon?

TODAY’S FACTS: 12th December:
 

On this day in 1988, live satellite pictures were first transmitted to British bookies. Housewives report husbands missing for days.
 

In Turkmenistan it is Neutrality Day today. The locals may not take sides in hostilities, politics, race, religion or ideologies. Well, it is only for one day.
 

On this day in 1917, an overloaded French troop train caught fire near Modane in the Alps, and derailed at 75mph. Sadly, more than 800 died in what is still the world’s worst rail accident.

TODAY’S INSULT:
 

“I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad” Lyndon Baines Johnson, commenting on a speech by Richard Nixon.

            ..."Thank you, come again"...
 

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