I want to talk about vegetables today. Yes another exciting topic to talk about. I going to assume that your experience with vegetables is similar to mine. By that I mean I assume you hated to eat your vegetables when you were younger. If anyone reads this and enjoyed their vegetables when they were younger, by all means add a comment confirming this. Even if you have never commented on my blogs or any blogs you must make a comment if you enjoyed your vegetables when you were younger. A person of this nature must be studied. Your existence is as rare as the existence of the dodo bird and considering that the dodo bird has been extinct since 1681, that's pretty damn rare wouldn't you say?

One exception to this rule is that corn does not count. Corn is the exception to the vegetable rule because it actually tastes good especially if it is on the cob even without butter. That reminds me of another rule I must implement. Vegetables with added condiments do not count. When you melt cheese over broccoli, do you think you are fooling anyone that you are eating broccoli? You are eating crunchy cheese.

Even now that I am older I am not a big fan of vegetables, although I still eat them for the only reason that they are good for you or so "they" say. I am not entirely convinced. Who are "they" anyway? Since "they" are promoting vegetables and most probably are receiving some compensation for that promotion, what would motivate them for telling us that vegetables are not healthy and good for us. Since I can't prove any of this, I will continue to eat my vegetables. If any vegetable promotion people are reading this, know that I am watching you. If any of you even think about sending your vegetable promotion goons after me, I am a force to be reckoned with. I will go right for your string bean and peas if you get my meaning.

I almost forgot about the primary reason for writing this blog. There is a package of vegetables that I don't understand its existence. If you want broccoli you buy the package of broccoli. If you want string beans you buy the package of string beans or you buy them fresh. The one package I don't understand is the vegetable medley package in which you have a package that has peas and carrots and lima beans and a bunch of other vegetables. It is like a horrible orgy of vegetables and for some unknown reason someone wants to invite that orgy into their mouth. What you get is an amalgam of terribly tasting vegetables that becomes super terribly tasting based on this amalgamation. Not even corn, the candy equivalent of the vegetable, can save the vegtable medly.

Skeleton Attack!! Skeleton Attack!!

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Posted at 10/19/2008 08:07 PM

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AnFonE said at 10/20/2008 02:27 AM

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I used to eat my vegetabls without incident. They never really bothered me, but as I got older I developed a loathing for peas and arrots, urgh. Other things I tend not to mind. That Skeleton looks like he's got you overpowered... makes me wonder who really posted the random veg topiced blog...

Davy Rocket said at 10/20/2008 12:02 AM

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There is a reason kids don't tend to like vegetables. It is to stop them eating things that might be poisonous. Vegetables actually do tast more bitter and unpleasant to children, then this usually passes as we grow older. Boring comment, sorry. Watch out for that skeleton!

Y2Kevin said at 10/19/2008 08:26 PM

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OMG LMFAO! Excellent!

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