DavyRocket has not written a blog today. He always writes a blog. Oh my god my world is spinning out of control. I must calm down. I must calm down. I must calm down. It is going to be okay. Davy will just write two blogs tomorrow to balance things out. People don't worry if Davy does not come back I will just have to write a blog like one Davy might have written. I know that violates Davy's disclaimer, but I hope he understands he has given me no choice. Wait a minute. Logic dictates that Davy wouldn't have chosen not to have written a blog. I am left to consider the possibility that David has been kidnapped. Did the Joker do it? David if you somehow are viewing this by some miracle, whatever you do, say no when asked if you want to see the pencil disappear. No no the Joker isn't real. Is he? No. Yes. No. Yes. No. No. Well maybe.
At any rate, I call upon all British members of GTP to form a Davyrocket Recovery Team (DRRT). Buckshot, you're the leader. Wild Cookie, join up. Dani, get going. Y2Kevin meet up with the team by hopping on your chocolate jet that I know your millionaire boss has assembled because he has too much money and a lot of free time on his hands. Kevin, pick up Cursed Eagle. Eagle, transform into your bird form and meet up with the chocolate plane in mid-air over your home. I will meet up with the team when I can.
While the team is being assembled, I will have to give some facts for those that did not get their fix from Davy Rocket's missing blog. It won't be as good as a Davy Rocket fact, but I am doing the best I can damn it. Ok here it goes.
Fact: Cats are cute. No that's an opinion.
Fact: I got Dead Space. Yeah it is a fact, but who cares about that.
Facts: :All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.
The maximum weight for a golf ball is 1.62 oz.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously
Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)
Ingrown toenails are hereditary.
In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.
Pulp Fiction cost $8 million to make - $5 million going to actor's salaries.
A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.
Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A."
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
Deborah Winger did the voice of E.T.
In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on watch is 10:10.
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.
Betsy Ross was born with a fully formed set of teeth.
The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.
Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The
frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's
mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's
contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box.
Charles de Gaulle's final words were, "It hurts."
ABBA got their name by taking the first letter from each of their first names (Agnetha, Bjorn, Benny, Anni-frid.)
The Beatles song "Dear Prudence" was written about Mia Farrow's sister, Prudence, when she wouldn't come out and play with Mia and the Beatles at a religious retreat in India.
Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? It's Paul Reiser himself..
Kelsey Grammar sings and plays the piano for the theme song of
Fraiser.
The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8
miles away.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
Alexander the Great was an epileptic.
The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
Hugh "Ward Cleaver" Beaumont was an ordained minister.
John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed, and continue living.
Dartboards are made out of horsehairs.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.
Virgina Woolf wrote all her books standing.
To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
The only planet without a ring is earth.
Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks.
A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
Ok those should be enough.
Another fact is that if you get a chicken hat for your cat, you will only get one chance , if that, of getting a decent photo of that.
Chances are likely your cat is going to want to kill you afterward. Pumpkin has since forgiven me.
I really don't dress up for Halloween anymore. I haven't done something like that for years. I wear my costumes on the inside. I give off the image of being normal, but that's a costume in itself.
Here is one from my youth. The interesting thing about this picture is that it wasn't even halloween.

Sometimes you are just in a clown hair, snake shirt, Hulkamania big finger, pajama wearing mood, you know?By the way, I was into wrestling for a brief brief period. My father had gotten free tickets to some wrestling match and that started my brief time with wrestling. Ever see the first fight scene in the original Rocky movie that opened the movie? If you didn't just imagine a real dive of a place. It is similar to the place we went for that wrestling match. My father didn't take us, meaing me and my sisters. My mother was the warrior who took us and had to deal with real low lives. We eventually did go to a couple of bigger events. After that we all regained our sanity. No offense to wrestling maniacs out there. It wasn't my cup of tea. I don't even drink the stuff, unless it is heavily sweetened, making it something other then actual iced tea.
Hey bonus photos: Me as Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. A big production, clearly.
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