Gee from eating some of these blogs I realized that there are some serious dental wimps among us gamers..lol. We are tearing people apart in the gaming world, blowing virtual people's heads off, but go to the dentist..oh no get away get away. The best part of the dentist is the drilling and the tearing and the pulling. Those sounds mean that pain you had in your tooth is going to go away. For me the worst part of the dentist is the chick chat, the small talk. I don't go to the dentist to make a friend. I don't care about what work the dentist is having done on his house. I don't care that my dentist disapproves of the way I live my life. None of that matters to me. I am there to get my teeth checked out. Don't you love a dentist who tries to talk to you when your mouth is wide open and you have metal devices inside it. Your dentist is doing all the talking and you just respond with moans and grunts and nods and eyebrow expressions.
Add to the fact that my dentist is a judgmental prick and one can understand why I don't like talking to him. Sometimes I have these fantasies of me just cursing him out, but that would be uncivil of me and society would frown on such behavior even though I believe certain people deserve just that. Here are some of my fantasy lines I think about saying:
"Mind Your Own F*cking Business"
"I am going to give you a reason to see the dentist!"
"It is nice to know you are still an annoying prick!"
"You are a dentist. I am here about my teeth!"
"Shut The F*ck Up"

That's pretty harsh of me to be thinking of these things to say to my dentist and all you have to do is meet the guy and you would be adding to the list as well.
Outside of the talking, the thing that I hate about the dentist is the cost. That is the real pain.

As to actual sounds I don't like, the phone ringing at 3 a.m. in the morning is one that stands out. That is never a good sign. It is odd how quick the panic inside me can be activated by the sound of that ring. It is instantaneous. Other sounds I hate are the sounds of an animal in pain especially if some cruel bastard is responsible for it and the sounds of screeching tires that could be followed by the sound of crunching metal. Every now and then a helicopter, usually a police helicopter looking for a suspect in the area, will hover close to my home. Sometimes it sounds like the helicopter is right on top of the house. Do I run to the basement where I might be safe? Of course not. I do the worst thing and just stand there waiting for the end to come.
In other news,

LOOK OUT BATMAN!

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Posted at 10/15/2008 08:04 AM

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Y2Kevin said at 10/15/2008 12:00 AM

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I don't mind the dentist, I just hated the crunching sound in my head, lol. All the dentist talk reminds me of that old Bill Cosby skit.

AnFonE said at 10/15/2008 12:00 AM

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If one day you explode in a temper-ry rage, Id put money on your dentist being the one to get it!

BuckshotGeorge said at 10/15/2008 12:00 AM

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haha, that evil eyed cat is going to take Batman down! oh, and how are you enjoying Lego Batman? The cost of the dentist is a total eff up, if I quit my job and claimed social I would get it for free. Because I work, I have to pay �24.00 for a basic visit

DiRtyEffEnJiMjO said at 10/15/2008 12:00 AM

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lol, i love the dentist, look at my blog entitled " a trip to the dentist" got some great photos,lol. On another note, what do you think of the new attempt at a batman game, looking like it might be the shizznittle!

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