   I'm not a fan of discussing emotions, whether it be my own or anyone elses. Nothing makes me feel more awkward than when the topic of love comes up... "But I Love Him" Hearing that makes me cringe. It's just one of those things, I also don't like to talk (or think) about the past, or about "foever" or the future, that's just me.
   As for Hate, I don't know. Yet again it's another word that has lost all meaning, just like Love. If someone had a serious problem with me, walked up to me, looked me straight in the eyes and said "I Hate You" I wouldn't give a damn, I'd probably laugh. I'd never lose sleep over it. I don't think you can hate anyone for extended amounts of time. After some time, which is variable depending on the circumstances, you get over it. But within that time of actually hating the person, people expect you to say bad things about them when they're mentioned. So it becomes more of an obligation to you hate them. And you tend to believe you do, which is why, I think, people hold these long-ass grudges.
   Hate is definitely not the opposite of love though. But like Love, I don't think it really exists, it's just a state of mind that can be overcome with a little willpower and realisation. It's hard to explain what I mean, never been good with words...
   Ironically, I've just said that Hate doesn't exist. The irony being I'm going to use the word several times over within the next topic I want to present to you. So, you may or not know that my favourite game type is stealth. I try to apply sneaking methods to all games where it's usable. But real stealth games are my passion. Assassin's Creed, Splinter Cell, Hitman, etc. Hitman, this is what the topic is about.
   I'll start by explaining Hitman if you don't know. He is a class/grade A clone, accelerated to adulthood. He was created to be a killer. Although not superhuman, he has a higher tolerance for pain, slightly increased strength and stamina, and tends to be free of emotion. He will do what he is payed to do, without question. He was created in lab along with many others, all of them identical in everyway. 47, his codename, managed to kill all of the clones in the lab and escape to freedom by donning the disguise of a SWAT member who were raiding the building.
   He works for a company called "The Agency" he is their top assassin. He is the best at what he does and he does it flawlessly every time. He's a shadow, nobody has ever seen him, governements deny his existance. He's travelled all over the world, killing target after target. Taking up identities to infiltrate places and assassinate his victim without alerting anybody.
   With him, he carries the secrets to a perfect and complete clone, in his DNA. Although governments deny his existance, they still believe and know he's real and want him so they can study his genetics and make an army of these super-soldiers.
   Now, the film... aiight, so I'll admit, it was okay... It barely kept to some of the games story. The first problem I have with it, is the Detective. He knows of 47's existance and is actively hunting for him. He's English... in the game, the Detective who knew of 47 was french. Why couldn't you have an English-Speaking french guy play this part? May be a little detail but still... Next thing, the detective knows him because he was the taget of an assassination attempt and survived. So how everybody else knows what he looks like is a mystery to me. He's jumping out Hotel windows, planting bombs and shooting people in the halls. This isn't 47, this isn't Hitman, and it annoys the hell outta me.
   Also the dude playing 47, there was a petition online to try and get David Bateson to play 47. David Bateson is the guy that 47 is modelled after, and he does the voice for him also. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, he didn't get the part. Just as I thought would happen, they pretty much butchered this film. And I dred the day I hear of a sequel. I just hope Eidos got payed a hell of a lot of money to let them mess this up.

   So... now, after that, I need to bring up the mood a little. KINKY! haha, Just a little something something right there to make me laugh. Remeber, when you look the first time, check the age, and then look again where appropriate :D
   But onto something good... damnit, I started Typing "Hitman" again and that was hell crap, don't worry, I slapped myself for it... Dexter! is what I was meant to type. Dexter is getting awesome, I can't wait for the next one, though. Roll around Sunday... Please... PLEASE! Dexter has the one guy who can prove his guilt, locked up in a cage. But is in two minds about whether to kill him, planning on framing him. He needs to either frame him or kill him to be home free. Last week I wanted him to finish it there and then, but now, I like Doakes and don't want him to die... damnit.
   Y'all who don't watch it probably have no idea what I'm talking about, but I think you should honestly consider it. Start with the first series though no doubt, because without it you won't understand Dexter. The characters are all cool and the story is sweet.
   So I got some pictures for y'all today, I know, thank me later. I got the Skill Shots, The Bloopers, The Downright Weird And The Kill-Jacking. Look On Folks.

Here we have the first of my ManCannon shots. I think no one is more surprised by this than me. Actually, I think it's safe to say every snipe shot I pull these days results in the phrases "Oh My God", "Wow" or something to that effect. Next one...

I have been managing to shoot from the air and at the airbound ManCannoners pretty well lately. Next a normal shot which I was surprised about...

This map just brings something in me to the surface.. And next we have the injustice that is Halo.

Headshot... I killed his friend with one and now he's dead too, Wuch has just thrown a grenade at his feet, see it? just infront of him? Okay, so he's dead, I got the kill... Look, he's falling...

You see that right? he's falling to the floor, you can still see my sniper-shot trail. And then the grenade explodes, right after he begins the process of falling.

The Midair cartwheel is awesome though, but we both saw that I killed him... so whats' this about?...

See? HE got the kill, pfft, the game is ridiculous. But it's all good, I enjoy sniping and watching Wuch and Bucky at work. Example of Wuch's perfect acuracy (Spelt Wrong? Hmmm, Not accurate eh)..

I was already dead after me and the opponent managed to beat each other down, HOWEVER. If I wasn't dead by that, I would've been by Wuch's shot to my cranium... seriously, I think he could be colourblind or working for the other team... Double Agent? And the last one... As we all know, when it comes to beatdowns I get so frustrated I wish I could just knock someone's head off.. well... not quite...

   Now. I'm sure it's pretty safe to say, If this guys neck wasn't so... elasticated... I would've ripped it from the rest of his body with the power behind this beatdown. YEEEEEEEEEEAH.

   So there we have it, another blog from AnFonE. Oh and if you didn't already, I advise listening to the song. Today it is not a game song, but something from Rehab. And I don't mean Amy Winehouse, but more a song. The song is called "Doesn't Really Matter" and I think it's awesome, their album is funny too, their Souther Discomfort one anyway. Check it out.
   Thanks for being patient enough to read this (considering you did so and didn't just skip it all to this part) And I hope you enjoy the song, and screenshots.

AnFonE

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